Edited to add 3/20/17 Look at all of the alt media fronts who previously set themselves up as bastions of truth who now, if they are not emerging as the mainstream media i.e Alex Jones , are trying to distance themselves from the alt media i.e Jeff C aka New World Agenda & Co. Not to mention those who have jumped on the alt media bandwagon after the recent MSM fake news barn shift to….the alt media.
THE REVOLVING DOOR SPINNETH
The Revolving Door.
It looks like a portal to the truth
The revolving door has it all.A truth for everyone and a personality designed especially to deliver it.
All bases are covered.
Truth for Lightworkers.Truth for miscreants.Truth for rebels. Truth for the uninformed. Truth for the Aliens Truth for the programmed. Truth for the mind controlled. Truth for the monarchs Truth for the Reptilians Truth for the system busters Truth for the Indigos and Starseeds.Truth for the warlocks wizards and witches. Truth for Nibiruists Truth for the Classists; Truth for the Athiests.Truth for the Satanists. Truth for the Luciferians Truth for the Gnostics.Truth for the Occultists. Truth for the spaceships.
Truth for the Truthers.
(add various target audiences here)
More and more people are sick and tired of buying the next book, attending the next talk, taking a big trip to the next seminar, the next big thing in the alt media.
The alt media will never address that though.
And why would it?
Various alt media platforms would need be held accountable and responsible for its actions. The content and the source of that content. Because the alt media doesn’t have a disclaimer, I have taken the liberty of creating one for them as follows:-
ALT MEDIA DISCLAIMER
(Insert name of alt media platform here) does not necessarily agree with or promote the ideas of next guest, we just need listeners in order to become the alt media platform of alt media platforms…to be recognized as ultimate holders of “truth”. In order to get to that point we need to put any old drivel delivered by any old driveller out there for your entertainment. You might end up buying a book or attending the next best seminar, sorry if this leads you down some rabbit hole, but at the end of the day, you shouldn’t have been so gullible. You may end up being programmed or reprogrammed. We do not hold, nor will we hold ourselves accountable for any forthcoming covert initiations into the new world or its religion because if we gave you a heads up about our collective agenda, our ruse will be exposed and we will all be out of a job.
While we endeavor to keep the information up to date and correct with the rapidly changing times, we make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the charlatans that we give air time to, or the information, products, services, or related rabbit holes that you may fall down. We will at times regurgitate old guests to keep you oldies roped in. We do provide a platform for new upcoming truthers to lure in fresh meat although we never bother to research their backgrounds. They are magical creatures for the best part and pop up out of nowhere like genies.
In no event will we be liable for any loss or damage including without limitation, programming, re programming indirect or consequential loss or damage to your sanity or your soul.
Through this alt media platform you are able to link to other alt media platforms fairly easily as we oftentimes promote the same guests. We have no control over the nature, content and availability of said guests. If our guests are unavailable they will oftentimes have a YouTube channel or Facebook page that you can visit at your own leisure.
Every effort is made to keep the varying platforms up and running smoothly. However, we take no responsibility for, and will not be liable for, the platforms being temporarily unavailable due to technical issues beyond our control. It is usually the aliens or the government thwarting our attempts to get the truth out to you.
We do not and will never apologize for wasting your precious time in these times.
There are no refunds.