PIED PIPERS

With all of the spare time Russell Brand has in between being the new 7th wonder of the world, the ONE, the revolutionary etc.. he has taken it upon himself to write fairytales for children.

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One of the stories will be based on the Pied Piper of the NWR The Pied Piper of Hamelin, a charming tale about a town full of children that goes missing. The pied piper carries them off via duping the children with his magic flute. Like ya do if you are a pied piper.

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I thought fairytales were just old programs. When I was a kid, I knew they were bullshit, ALL fairytales are.

I do love an Aesops Fable though, so I thought I would share one of my favorites.


The Ass Carrying the Image

AN ASS once carried through the streets of a city a famous wooden
Image, to be placed in one of its Temples. As he passed along,
the crowd made lowly prostration before the Image. The Ass,
thinking that they bowed their heads in token of respect for
himself, bristled up with pride, gave himself airs, and refused
to move another step. The driver, seeing him thus stop, laid his
whip lustily about his shoulders and said, “O you perverse
dull-head! it is not yet come to this, that men pay worship to an
Ass.”


As a kid, knowing that fairytales were a program, I knew and know now that THIS however is TRUE.

babycakes

Babies don’t need another Pied Piper.

Or fairytale.

Who does?

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